Neon Lovers T-Shirts

Laundry in the 80's.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Quantum Psychic

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"Spaghetti Rave"

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

"It's your turn to change him."

Moonbillies.

"Uh-oh. Not a good start to the holiday shopping season."

Balloon Boy

Some make better deals than others.

"I can grant you any wish you desire except for making sure the ice cream machine always works at McDonald's."

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

Clown with balloons to diabetic: 'Hey, could you take your shot over there?'

"We'll turn the place into a nightclub, where you can really let down your hair."

NINJA GRAZER

"Oh, I see how it is... giving me the silent treatment again!"

Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

"I see something horrible in your future; death... mayhem... EVIL... wait a see, it's just a fingerprint."

"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"

"Stop complaining...now when you wander off in the store, I can find you!"

Balloon Thrill Ride

Love is the Answer - For a Practical Demonstration Call...

'Golly Granny, I told you it wasn't safe to catch lightning bugs while it's raining.'

U space me out.

'Well hello there...Care to JOIN me?'

"It was a freezing winter night & I could hardly see a thing. Luckily, I was wearing my Fluorescent thong."

"What did I tell you guys about writing your names in da cement?"

Sleep!

'What did you think I meant when I said I wanted to go clubbing?'

'Do you think I like to throw down a bolt and hit the wrong guy?'