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"Spaghetti Rave"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Spot the difference.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Jurassic Parking Lot

Vlad the Impala

Jean-Paul Sartre

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

Freshest ice cream in town!

'If only every year was an election year.'

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Bears catching fish

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Banana Split...

The Mouse Princess

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Ghost School.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Cat Tie