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"Don't worry...I'll tell him to go back in the bottle."

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

"We need to talk...I have no closet space, plus, this whole master/slave thing is really getting old!"

'One or the other, maybe, but I can't make them BOTH lose!'

"You should have been more specific."

Three wishes

The Anti-Agent

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Barks in code.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Raincloud Umbrella

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Primitive magician

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Swiss army knife

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Save the unicorn.

Treasure Island Book.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Stonehenge Explained

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."