Genie Aficionado Prints

"Don't worry...I'll tell him to go back in the bottle."

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

Store. Drinks. Snacks. Sorry I'm so hyped-up, but I've been stuck in that energy drink bottle!

Aladdin and the magic telemarketer lamp. Your first 3 wishes are free!* *By accepting wishes, user agrees to lifetime monthly charges, activation fees, and all applicable taxes.

"We need to talk...I have no closet space, plus, this whole master/slave thing is really getting old!"

'Good health and happiness-no problem,but Elvis Presley's autograph could be tricky'.

'One or the other, maybe, but I can't make them BOTH lose!'

"You should have been more specific."

Three wishes

The Anti-Agent

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Barks in code.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Raincloud Umbrella

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Primitive magician

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Swiss army knife

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Stonehenge Explained

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Save the unicorn.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.