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First you must prove your worthiness.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

US v.s. Tech Giants

Cellphone Islands

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Terry had a computer bug.

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'New Game'

Board Game Hunter

Twister:Rural Social Networking

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Robot walking pet robot

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

Canine Technology

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

The Final Selfie

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

"We've been cancelled."