Neon Lovers Gifts

Laundry in the 80's.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Quantum Psychic

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"Spaghetti Rave"

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

Ian Dury

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"It's your turn to change him."

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

Moonbillies.

"Uh-oh. Not a good start to the holiday shopping season."

Balloon Boy

Some make better deals than others.

"I see something horrible in your future; death... mayhem... EVIL... wait a see, it's just a fingerprint."

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

"I can grant you any wish you desire except for making sure the ice cream machine always works at McDonald's."

Clown with balloons to diabetic: 'Hey, could you take your shot over there?'

"We'll turn the place into a nightclub, where you can really let down your hair."

Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

NINJA GRAZER

"Oh, I see how it is... giving me the silent treatment again!"

"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"

Balloon Thrill Ride

"Stop complaining...now when you wander off in the store, I can find you!"

U space me out.

'Golly Granny, I told you it wasn't safe to catch lightning bugs while it's raining.'

Love is the Answer - For a Practical Demonstration Call...

'Well hello there...Care to JOIN me?'

"What did I tell you guys about writing your names in da cement?"

"It was a freezing winter night & I could hardly see a thing. Luckily, I was wearing my Fluorescent thong."

Sleep!

'What did you think I meant when I said I wanted to go clubbing?'

'Maybe installing luxury boxes was a bit optimistic."