Neon Light Enthusiast Gifts

'The villagers don't seem terribly keen on our neon Santa and Rudolph roof decorations.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Hospital Departments

Tedious Romantic.

"Spaghetti Rave"

Musical Eye Test

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

You need a new reading light

Europa Clipper

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Illuminating agricultural production

Moon Romance

Thanks for helping, Twig! Tree's Tree Nursery. It's winter. I didn't think you'd be so busy. Christmas greens, bulb forcing and holiday plants keep me in business. Thankfully, gardens go dormant

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Man lighting ceiling candle

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

Dressing Rooms: Now With Dimmer Switches

"Same old ice, same old aurora borealis, same old everything!"

Autumn equinox - plant bulbs for spring equinox

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

"If they turned off when you clapped, they probably weren't the northern lights."

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'

It is hip to put a lampshade on your head at a party only if it is an art lamp.

Christmas in Space

"I'm not sure if this proves there was intelligent life on this planet or not."

"We should avoid contact. The careless penmanship is troubling."

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

"That's the strongest teeth whitener we carry. Smile in the dark and your mouth becomes a night light."