Neon Enthusiast Gifts

"Man, it really tears me to think that some squares want to pull down these lovely, beautiful signs!"

"It was a freezing winter night & I could hardly see a thing. Luckily, I was wearing my Fluorescent thong."

Welcome to the Team

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Storm in a magic lamp.

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"Spaghetti Rave"

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

The Inner Dog.

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

You need a new reading light

Europa Clipper

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

The New Age Dentist.