Nasa Enthusiast Gifts

"We should avoid contact. The careless penmanship is troubling."

Europa Clipper

Christmas in Space

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"I'm not sure if this proves there was intelligent life on this planet or not."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Teenagers!'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Head over Hooves

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"Not now, Oliver."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Cow Blue Arrows