Nasa Aficionado Gifts

Neil Armstrong 1930-2012

'Doctor, Joe has been this way ever since the shut down of the space shuttles.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Servicemen.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Walking Luggage.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

The World's Easiest Airport

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

You must be this tall.

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

A private jet takes off

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Employee of the Month Parking

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."