Lunar Aficionado Gifts

"What's with the shape changing thing?"

'My friend here would like to try the Brazilian.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Paranormal A-Z...

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

Water is discovered on the moon....

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Planting by the Moon.

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Moon: Made in China

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

UFO Shelter

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

Dog Howling the Moon way

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

A were-cow.

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'