Lunar Fanatic Gifts

"Have you considered working the lunch shift?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Water is discovered on the moon....

Planting by the Moon.

Moon: Made in China

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Dog Howling the Moon way

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

Man reads note left by wife; 'I've been abducted by aliens. Your dinner is on the planet Zygon 4.'

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

Glimpses One Dollar

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

Moon Souvenirs

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.