Lunar Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Forgotten by history: the brave pioneers who gave their lives to pave the way for the first moon jump.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Moon: Made in China

Planting by the Moon.

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

Moon Souvenirs

"Whoa. Have you lost weight, professor?"

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

Moon's Portaloo.

"Here it comes!"

"Space is not for pussies!"

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

The First Man to Ride the Moon

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky. Men and women would gaze at it at night, and its mystery would get them in the mood for lovin'. House of Java . Net Cybercafe. Then NASA had to go louse it all up by sending people there. It took decades of us giving up and abandoning the moon for it to start to seem untouchable again. Just last year, it finally regained its magic ... Then China went and landed on it. I still don't think you can sue China.

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"This is where you'll be sleeping."

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

Stand up comedians from outer space.

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.