Lunar Cycle Humorists Gifts

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

God Sneezes Out Creation

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Clown God

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

'Don't be silly - the sun won't burn itself our for another 5 billion years. Bedsides, the Earth will have been smashed to smithereens by asteroids long before that.'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"Shall we put it in play?"

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Mars Rover

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

Asteroid Bennu

"I knew it!"

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

Galaxy line - leaving Milky Way - entering Andromeda

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"