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"You don't look much like a werewolf."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

God Sneezes Out Creation

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Clown God

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"Shall we put it in play?"

Mars Rover

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

Asteroid Bennu

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

Galaxy line - leaving Milky Way - entering Andromeda