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Forgotten by history: the brave pioneers who gave their lives to pave the way for the first moon jump.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Planting by the Moon.

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

Moon: Made in China

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

Moon Souvenirs

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

"Here it comes!"

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

The First Man to Ride the Moon

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

'I miss the evildoers.'

Stand up comedians from outer space.

Chalk Bored

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.