Lunar Cycle Fanatic Gifts

"They were right about it being a full moon tonight."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Moon: Made in China

Planting by the Moon.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Sun and the Moon step out.

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Moon Souvenirs

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

"You have twenty eight days to live."

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

The First Man to Ride the Moon

A full moon

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'Now let's explore your dark side.'

"Here it comes!"

The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky. Men and women would gaze at it at night, and its mystery would get them in the mood for lovin'. House of Java . Net Cybercafe. Then NASA had to go louse it all up by sending people there. It took decades of us giving up and abandoning the moon for it to start to seem untouchable again. Just last year, it finally regained its magic ... Then China went and landed on it. I still don't think you can sue China.

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

'Full moon again Doctor.'

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

Lunar Exhibit.

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

The dark side of the moon

'We really should get him chipped.'

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"