Moon Phase Fanatic Gifts

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Water is discovered on the moon....

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Planting by the Moon.

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Dog Howling the Moon way

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

Glimpses One Dollar

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

For years the government has hidden the existence of Apollo 10 1/2...The embarrassing mission that got almost all the way to the moon before they realized they had forgotten the flag.

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

A full moon

"You have twenty eight days to live."

'Full moon again Doctor.'

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

'... And of course, there are the conspiracy theorists who say that it was all a big hoax and I didn't jump over it at all.'

'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'

Moonbillies.

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

'We really should get him chipped.'

'And the gold medal goes to...'

Employment demands

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

The Dark Side of the Moon.