Moon Phase Drinker Gifts

"Say, do you have the correct moon-phase?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Water is discovered on the moon....

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Shoot For The Moon

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Planting by the Moon.

Dog Howling the Moon way

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

'Must be American.'

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

Glimpses One Dollar

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"Hello job security."

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?