Moon Phase Mythbuster Gifts

Astronomy 101. Moon. No, a "waxing" moon does not have anything to so with hair removal.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Planting by the Moon.

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

Horse meat scandal.

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

'How high can the adjustable interest rate go? Well, now, we don't want to get bogged down in a lot of technicalities, do we?'

"You have twenty eight days to live."

"If only you knew. . ."

"Dad, is there really no tooth fairy, or is that just fake news from some Russian bot?"

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

Killing Santa

"Wake up, baby. I just realized how my insomnia is all your fault."

"It's good luck."

Sale. Grocery. Finland is the most populous nation on earth. Time to sell my stock portfolio --- a "market correction" is coming.

'Your mother tells me you've started blogging! I have no idea what that means, but stop it immediately, or you'll go blind!'

"Good morning Mr. Perkiss - I'm from your local bank. I've come to take our house back..."

We never went to the moon. The Youtube evidence is conclusive. Not the Van Allen thing again." "Van Allen." It is absolutely impossible for human beings to traverse the Van Allen radiation belt. Explain how the Apollo astronauts passed through that radiation belt without either dying or hulking out. They were exposed to a cat-scan's worth of radiation. It was supposed to be a rhetorical question.

MD to pregnant woman: 'You don't become immune after one child.'

"That's my new bill. Now here's the Jersey Devil with the details."

"Are you kidding? If these were really my own, they'd be sagging down to my navel by now!"

'I sold all the bones to finance a Hollywood quasi-relgious cult.' Old Mother Hubbard and her son, L Ron.

"Say, do you have the correct moon-phase?"

Must be a full moon...

"So Carruthers!...it wasn't a legend after all!"

'It's alright my previous, it was just a bad dream, there is no super bindweed monster...'

This is not a scam. Send money and receive authentic 'This is Not A Scam' certificate."

"Naughty or nice? I thought in a post-fact world, anything goes?"

'The whole thing about me creating man in my own image is a bit of a myth, I'm afraid.'

"You just ate! Wait 15 days."

Mr Moon's work boxes: 'wax' and 'wane'.