Moon Phases Gifts

"Yes, I'm sure. It says here the full moon isn't until the twenty-third."

"You have twenty eight days to live."

Mr Moon's work boxes: 'wax' and 'wane'.

Must be a full moon...

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

E-Baying @ The Moon

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

Water is discovered on the moon....

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Planting by the Moon.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Dog Howling the Moon way

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

Glimpses One Dollar

A full moon

The First Man to Ride the Moon

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."