Moon Gifts

E-Baying @ The Moon

"The moon does things to me too, Miss Abigail."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'Boy - makes me wonder what he wished for...'

The First Man to Ride the Moon

"Have you considered working the lunch shift?"

A a 'cows crossing' sign on the moon

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

The Computer Bore

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'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

I.T. Fear

Obsession with the Internet.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Tossing computer into canyon.

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Computer monitor for a head.

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

Water is discovered on the moon....

Big Data Tonight

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Hardware and software

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."