Moon Observing Gifts

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Vegetarian Birds

E-Baying @ The Moon

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

Water is discovered on the moon....

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Planting by the Moon.

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Dog Howling the Moon way

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

'Yeah, my dad used to howl at the Moon before, but now he struggles to stay awake past sundown...'

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

Glimpses One Dollar

Whale watching.

"You have twenty eight days to live."

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

Entry level astronomer...

The First Man to Ride the Moon

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

A full moon