Lunar Observation Gifts

Planting by the Moon.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Moon: Made in China

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"Is anything good on?"

A were-cow.

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Moon Souvenirs

Glimpses One Dollar

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

The First Man to Ride the Moon

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Entry level astronomer...

'Now let's explore your dark side.'

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

"Here it comes!"

The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky. Men and women would gaze at it at night, and its mystery would get them in the mood for lovin'. House of Java . Net Cybercafe. Then NASA had to go louse it all up by sending people there. It took decades of us giving up and abandoning the moon for it to start to seem untouchable again. Just last year, it finally regained its magic ... Then China went and landed on it. I still don't think you can sue China.

Small steps...

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Rusalka

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

You always keep the same face turned this way --- Don't you trust me?

The dark side of the moon

"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"

Lunar Eclipse

Shadow