Moon Observer Gifts

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Cleaning up space junk.

Glimpses One Dollar

'If we can put a man on the moon, why can't it be him?'

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

'Yeah, my dad used to howl at the Moon before, but now he struggles to stay awake past sundown...'

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"Another fly-over planet."

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

It's only a can of mace. If you don't learn to stop overreacting, we'll never fit in.

Small steps...

"What am I, chopped liver?"

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

"Should't we have a better backup system in case our monitoring equipment goes down than a bowl of jello?"

Computer with moon screensaver

How moons are born...

A man gesturing at the moon

Space junk.