Moon Observer Mugs

The man on the moon.

'Don't worry about those craters. Photoshop can take care of them."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

Cleaning up space junk.

'If we can put a man on the moon, why can't it be him?'

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

'Yeah, my dad used to howl at the Moon before, but now he struggles to stay awake past sundown...'

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Glimpses One Dollar

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

"Another fly-over planet."

It's only a can of mace. If you don't learn to stop overreacting, we'll never fit in.

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

Small steps...

"What am I, chopped liver?"

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"

"Should't we have a better backup system in case our monitoring equipment goes down than a bowl of jello?"

A man gesturing at the moon

Computer with moon screensaver

How moons are born...