Moonlight Observer Gifts

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Night of the Zombonies.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

'Yeah, my dad used to howl at the Moon before, but now he struggles to stay awake past sundown...'

"Have you been bathing in moonlight?"

Glimpses One Dollar

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

Butterflies and moths

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Scary Face at Window

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

Small steps...

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Moon Romance

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

Oculist.

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

"You read the exit sign. The eye chart is behind you."

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

First Contact

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

Why hamsters don't sleep at night.

"The recession seems to deepening."

Hand me the remote...

"Another example of corporate redundancy."

'Oh,look Henry - a FULL moon!!'

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

'Shall we have a small family Alfred? - I've got 10 kids from my first marriage!'