Moonlight Explorer Gifts

Scary Face at Window

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Night of the Zombonies.

ET Mishap

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

Moon: Made in China

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"