Moonlight Wanderer Gifts

Night Cat

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Head over Hooves

ET Mishap

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem!

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Parking meter on the moon.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Save our Planet.

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Climbing to the moon...

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

Astronaut

Romantic Moon

"So what do you do for a living?"

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"Did you bring more cars?"