Moonlight Wanderers Gifts

People siting on icebergs,

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

ET Mishap

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

Romantic Moon

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"Hello moon, the sun sends his regards."

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

Scary Face at Window

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

Frisbee, what's this I hear about you moonlighting?

Chugger on the Moon

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

An astronaut attempting to knock out an alien

'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.'

Sunday Monday

Midnight in the Vegetable Garden of Good and Evil.

'Don't start with that werewolf baloney, Jake...There ain't even a moon out tonight.'

"Let me just correct some fake news from July 20, 1969. Neil Armstrong got cold feet, so it was me who first stepped onto the moon's surface! After planting the flag I waited patiently for Neil, who finally emerged...As for Buzz Aldrin, I can't remember h

I see the Covid moon a-rising

"They don't care what Folkways is paying. They won't play after the moon sets."

Floating away

'Sorry, not tonight: My mum said you can't come over for a sleepover during the full moon anymore...'

"Okay, this is the last time we go out on a full moon!"

'Just back from holiday - go anywhere nice?'

"This is as romantic as when we were young and newly married, don't you think?"

"I don't know this one."

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"