Moonlight Explorer T-Shirts

Scary Face at Window

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Night of the Zombonies.

ET Mishap

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Mars Poppins

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Moon: Made in China

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

God passing the time.