Moonlight Admirer T-Shirts

'Shall we have a small family Alfred? - I've got 10 kids from my first marriage!'

A people-meter family out enjoying the calm night breezes while claiming to be inside enjoying a rerun of 'Falcon Crest.'"

"I'm not sure this will work - I'm a morning person and you're a night person."

Night of the Zombonies.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Dancing Fairies.

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'Miss the ol' swamp, don't ya? The soft mud, the quiet, moonlit nights...can I have your rig if you go back?'

Full Moon

Wolfman kit.

Full Harvest Moon

"Have you been bathing in moonlight?"

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

Michael Jackson.

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

'I think there's something wrong with the horizon, Doreen!'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Waking Up With Rooster.

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

A were-cow.

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

Sunrise and Sunset

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Early Morning Roll Call.

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Spider Web Musical Score.

Cleaning up space junk.