Moonlit Night Admirer T-Shirts

A Blind Vampire using a bat as a guide.

"So he doesn't howl at the moon – leave him alone!"

"That's nonsense! Just seeing a black cat means nothing! Now if it crosses your path on a moonlit evening, then, whoa baby, watch out!"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Night of the Zombonies.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

A man looks up at the earth

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

Cleaning up space junk.

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'Do you ever get the feeling that baseball is a national obsession?'

"You're right. This is better than sex."

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are California Chardonnays, but a lot, just the same.'

'If we can put a man on the moon, why can't it be him?'

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

"What am I, chopped liver?"

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

Moon Romance

How moons are born...

Computer with moon screensaver

A man gesturing at the moon