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"It may be past my bedtime, but I don't give a hoot!"

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Night of the Zombonies.

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

The star hunters

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

A man looks up at the earth

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Save Mars

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

A were-cow.

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Cleaning up space junk.

'Do you ever get the feeling that baseball is a national obsession?'

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are California Chardonnays, but a lot, just the same.'

"You're right. This is better than sex."

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

Aurora

'If we can put a man on the moon, why can't it be him?'

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

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