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'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Serenading

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

Romantic Moon

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

"Another nightmare?"

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"You're right. This is better than sex."

'Do you ever get the feeling that baseball is a national obsession?'

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are California Chardonnays, but a lot, just the same.'

Hotel Room

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Skimming out star reflections

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

Entry level astronomer...

Sequence of a spaceman waking up and getting ready to go into space.

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."

"Even though we work with enormous numbers, a zillion just doesn't tell us very much."

The dark side of the moon

The Dark Side of the Moon.

Louis-Joseph Gay-Lussac: 'The Limoges conference...study the chemical composition of the atmosphere at high altitudes."

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

A Blind Vampire using a bat as a guide.

The Great Teddy Bear

'Looking at the stars makes me feel small. I'm going off of my diet.'

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"