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'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

"You're right. This is better than sex."

"It's so beautiful. Almost makes you forget that at any moment a gamma ray burst could obliterate us all."

Gunshot

Patrick Moore

Colouring fun

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

The star hunters

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

A man looks up at the earth

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

Save Mars

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

Romantic Moon

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

'Do you ever get the feeling that baseball is a national obsession?'

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are California Chardonnays, but a lot, just the same.'

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

Aurora

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Skimming out star reflections