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"Indigenous? More like ingenious, to survive out here!"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

A man looks up at the earth

Imagination Navigation.

"I like to think those stars are the souls of Senior Executives I fired!"

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Moon Martini

I'm just saying, maybe you should try getting out of the city, Mr. Van Gogh. The Smoggy Night.

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Sparklers

UFO/observatory

"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"

A Starry Night.

Sequence of a spaceman waking up and getting ready to go into space.

Leo Tolstoy

"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."

Starry-Fish Starry-Fish Night

'Sweet dreams Darling: Have a good day...'

'Sure, his Mozart is good, but just WAIT 'til you hear what he does with a Hank Williams song!'

A Blind Vampire using a bat as a guide.

What if it was raining June 18, 1889?

"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."

The John Cage Carollers

'To me, all the constellations looks like frogs.'

"That's nonsense! Just seeing a black cat means nothing! Now if it crosses your path on a moonlit evening, then, whoa baby, watch out!"

When you ride into the sunset on a horse with no name.

"So he doesn't howl at the moon – leave him alone!"

Although the telescope's elevation gear was broken, Hopkins' scientists were in no rush to have it repaired.

Silent Night.

"... and that's the North Star. Knowing its location helps you chart a safe journey."