Moonlit Night Appreciator T-Shirts

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Planting by the Moon.

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"

"I would gladly explain it to you, Allison. But, for your information, it's inexplicable."

Moon Romance

"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."

'Sweet dreams Darling: Have a good day...'

'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.'

A Blind Vampire using a bat as a guide.

The Moonlight Sonata

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

'Sorry, not tonight: My mum said you can't come over for a sleepover during the full moon anymore...'

Floating away

"They don't care what Folkways is paying. They won't play after the moon sets."

I see the Covid moon a-rising

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

Moose Paddle Boarding

Gardening By The Moon

"That's nonsense! Just seeing a black cat means nothing! Now if it crosses your path on a moonlit evening, then, whoa baby, watch out!"

"So he doesn't howl at the moon – leave him alone!"

Planting by the moon.

"It may be past my bedtime, but I don't give a hoot!"

Silent Night.

Cow throttles over the moon.

'Nothing on TV tonight - want to go out and howl at the moon?'

Before the Dawn's Early Light

'It's a full moon - wanna drive up on the ridge for a little meaningless howling?'

"What a guy!"

Witch hangs her robes on her broomstick while she goes for a swim.

"You were careless to send us your personals ad instead of your resume, but I'll let it go since I also enjoy moonlit walks and cuddling."