Nocturnal Appreciators T-Shirts

'Sweet dreams Darling: Have a good day...'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Bat

"Never think outside the box!"

Mouse shopping after hours

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

"No, you can't go to the rock concert! It's vital you don't damage your hearing!"

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."

'Sure, his Mozart is good, but just WAIT 'til you hear what he does with a Hank Williams song!'

A Blind Vampire using a bat as a guide.

'Say babe, wanna go to my place for a daycap?'

"You're early - trash day's not till thursday."

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'It can work: If you wake up early and I go to bed late, we'll have time to play...'

"Next on animals after dark...Squirrels Gone Wild!"

'How can you hang right-side up for so long? I would get a headache.'

"That's nonsense! Just seeing a black cat means nothing! Now if it crosses your path on a moonlit evening, then, whoa baby, watch out!"

"So he doesn't howl at the moon – leave him alone!"

Silent Night.

"That's another thing about being nocturnal – nothing's open."

"Do you see what I see?"

Before the Dawn's Early Light

Night Owls v. Morning People

'Your father is just tired. He had to get a day job.'