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"Never think outside the box!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Unicorn Working From Home

Phoenix

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Fishy tail.

Beware of the Dragon

Purple Fairy

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

Park and Ride dilema

'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'

Bat

Vampire Umbrella

Factory Recall Unicorn.

Loch Ness Monster

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

Elementary Genetics

Monster Sale: "And just what sort of monster is madam looking for?"

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

'Interesting - although the plot lacked depth perception.'

'Boy you light my fire!'

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

In the rain, a mermaid walks her fish.