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"Never think outside the box!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

Unicorn Working From Home

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Phoenix

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Fishy tail.

Purple Fairy

Beware of the Dragon

Factory Recall Unicorn.

'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'

Park and Ride dilema

Bat

Better Gnomes.

Loch Ness Monster

Vampire Umbrella

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

'Well, that was a mismatch. . . ok, we need a volunteer - who wants to guard Godzilla?'

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

Elementary Genetics

The Witch Sisters Fmaily Picture

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

Monster Sale: "And just what sort of monster is madam looking for?"

'Boy you light my fire!'

'Interesting - although the plot lacked depth perception.'

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."