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Wide eyed owl drinking coffee.

Love at First Sight

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Warrior Woman

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

"I always knew you'd come back."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

Dragon Graph

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Scientist seen on loch.

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Sea Monster

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"You're awfully quiet tonight."

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

The Golf Gremlin.

Vampire Bat

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

' I like our new guide.He seems to know his way around these woods.'

'Marriage might suck the life out of our relationship.'

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.