Nocturnal Creature T-Shirts

"Daylight Savings Time, you idiot!"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"Never think outside the box!"

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

"Why are you always the last one in the office? You never go home before it's dark."

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

Claudette Melanson

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

'It's all very well this 'The early bird catches the Worm' business, but I'm nocturnal...'

"There's something of the night about you, Dennis..."

"The vampire can come... I'm prepared!"

'It can work: If you wake up early and I go to bed late, we'll have time to play...'

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

The Vigil

Artist and night

"He's so posh...!"

"Next on animals after dark...Squirrels Gone Wild!"

'How can you hang right-side up for so long? I would get a headache.'

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

'Eww! You woke up with some bad evening breath!!'

"That's another thing about being nocturnal – nothing's open."

Wide eyed owl drinking coffee.

'Your father is just tired. He had to get a day job.'

'My life is worse than yours' (24 hour pet supplies)

Woman barking at the moon.

Bird Watching

Night Cat