Night Creature Enthusiast T-Shirts

'How can you hang right-side up for so long? I would get a headache.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Viking Loch Ness

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Mermaids in love

Meowlzebub

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"Love your ambiance!"

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

Beauty and the Beast