Creature Of The Night Enthusiast T-Shirts

Claudette Melanson

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Warrior Woman

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Viking Loch Ness

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

"I always knew you'd come back."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Dragon Graph

Meowlzebub

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"It's the adorable snowman!"