Night Creatures T-Shirts

"That's another thing about being nocturnal – nothing's open."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Warrior Woman

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Catasaurus

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

Unicorn in the Woods

"Love your ambiance!"

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

Vampire Bat

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

Big Boy Foot

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

"You are the yin to my yang."

Love Hurts

Vampire Umbrella

'Can we keep him?'

Loch Ness Monster

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

'Well, it was in 1990 that I started to think I didn't exist.'