Nocturnal Animal T-Shirts

"Why are you always the last one in the office? You never go home before it's dark."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

Bat

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"Something nocturnal."

"Never think outside the box!"

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

'It's all very well this 'The early bird catches the Worm' business, but I'm nocturnal...'

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'It can work: If you wake up early and I go to bed late, we'll have time to play...'

The Vigil

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

'How can you hang right-side up for so long? I would get a headache.'

"Next on animals after dark...Squirrels Gone Wild!"

"Still thinkin' about that squirrel, huh?"

All-Night Diner

"He's so posh...!"

'Eww! You woke up with some bad evening breath!!'

"That's another thing about being nocturnal – nothing's open."

Wide eyed owl drinking coffee.

"Daylight Savings Time, you idiot!"

"I'd hate to think there's a national discussion I'm not part of."

'Your father is just tired. He had to get a day job.'

"Excuse me, sir, but would you be so kind as to pick up my phone? It's one of the drawbacks of sleeping upside down."

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