Nocturnal Animals T-Shirts

'Eww! You woke up with some bad evening breath!!'

The Vigil

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Night Cat

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

Things that go beep in the night.

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

Bat

"Something nocturnal."

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"Never think outside the box!"

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

"Why are you always the last one in the office? You never go home before it's dark."

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."

'It's all very well this 'The early bird catches the Worm' business, but I'm nocturnal...'

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'It can work: If you wake up early and I go to bed late, we'll have time to play...'

All-Night Diner

"He's so posh...!"

"Next on animals after dark...Squirrels Gone Wild!"

'How can you hang right-side up for so long? I would get a headache.'

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

"Still thinkin' about that squirrel, huh?"

"That's another thing about being nocturnal – nothing's open."

Wide eyed owl drinking coffee.

"I'd hate to think there's a national discussion I'm not part of."

"Daylight Savings Time, you idiot!"

"Excuse me, sir, but would you be so kind as to pick up my phone? It's one of the drawbacks of sleeping upside down."

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