Nocturnal Being T-Shirts

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

Bat

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

"Never think outside the box!"

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

"Why are you always the last one in the office? You never go home before it's dark."

Stormy Night

'It's all very well this 'The early bird catches the Worm' business, but I'm nocturnal...'

"The vampire can come... I'm prepared!"

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."

"Look—there it goes again!"

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

The Vigil

Artist and night

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

"Still thinkin' about that squirrel, huh?"

"He's so posh...!"

'Eww! You woke up with some bad evening breath!!'

"That's another thing about being nocturnal – nothing's open."

"Daylight Savings Time, you idiot!"

Tradesman startles a man by trying to sell him a razor at night on a bridge

'Your father is just tired. He had to get a day job.'