Nocturnal Being T-Shirts

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Things that go beep in the night.

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

Bat

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"Never think outside the box!"

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

"Why are you always the last one in the office? You never go home before it's dark."

Stormy Night

"The vampire can come... I'm prepared!"

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."

'It's all very well this 'The early bird catches the Worm' business, but I'm nocturnal...'

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

"Look—there it goes again!"

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

The Vigil

Artist and night

"He's so posh...!"

"Still thinkin' about that squirrel, huh?"

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

'Eww! You woke up with some bad evening breath!!'

"That's another thing about being nocturnal – nothing's open."

'Your father is just tired. He had to get a day job.'

Tradesman startles a man by trying to sell him a razor at night on a bridge