Nocturnal Activities T-Shirts

Bat

Street lamp

"Excuse me, sir, but would you be so kind as to pick up my phone? It's one of the drawbacks of sleeping upside down."

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."

Late night teddy reading

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

"Why are you always the last one in the office? You never go home before it's dark."

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

"The 3-D version sucks."

'Sneaks into house late at night' Venn Diagram

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

"You up? You also couldn't sleep.."

'It's all very well this 'The early bird catches the Worm' business, but I'm nocturnal...'

'After scraping my tongue, flossing my teeth, brushing my teeth, whitening my teeth and gargling, I'm hungry all over again!'

The Vigil

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

"He's so posh...!"

"Still thinkin' about that squirrel, huh?"

'Eww! You woke up with some bad evening breath!!'

"I couldn't sleep."

Wide eyed owl drinking coffee.

"That's another thing about being nocturnal – nothing's open."

Carpe Noctem

"Just go already!" "One could scarcely desire more delightful conditions for a nocturnal ramble..."