Nocturnal Habits T-Shirts

"Still thinkin' about that squirrel, huh?"

Late night teddy reading

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

Alarmistclock

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

'Couldn't he just lie at the foot of the bed like other dogs?'

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

Bat

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

"Why are you always the last one in the office? You never go home before it's dark."

Rodin's Nailbiter.

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

'After scraping my tongue, flossing my teeth, brushing my teeth, whitening my teeth and gargling, I'm hungry all over again!'

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

'It's all very well this 'The early bird catches the Worm' business, but I'm nocturnal...'

"The 3-D version sucks."

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

The Vigil

Al, I'm pleased that you followed my advice and took up a hobby, but … howling at the moon?

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.